After not quite gelling with it the first time around, I recently returned to Total War: Pharaoh, largely prompted by the very positive write up from my strategy bud, Len Hafer. She reckons, thanks to the wide-ranging Dynasties update, it’s become one of the best historical Total Wars. And it’s a fair assessment, with Dynasties effectively turning Pharaoh into Total War: Bronze Age. But soon after getting stuck into my conquest of Egypt and the Near East, I bounced off it again. The problem? It ain’t Warhammer.
This is an unexpected development. Total War’s historical settings are one of the reasons I’ve returned to the series game after game, continuing a love affair that began with 2000’s Shogun: Total War. When I was meant to be getting my Master’s Degree in Classical Studies, I instead spent most of my time in Rome: Total War, reasoning that literally conquering the world with my legions was just as good as writing essays about them.
History is my jam. I read Thucydides for pleasure. If I’m in a new place, I will always find out if there’s a castle nearby, and visit it immediately. And when I visited Rome for the first time (to actually play Total War: Rome 2),…